Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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