Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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