yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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