So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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