They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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