i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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