the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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