all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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