i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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