If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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