Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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