i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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