just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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