Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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