problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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