Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Small penises have feelings too.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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