I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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