No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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