Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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