Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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