And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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