I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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