He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i think i have two assholes
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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