Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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