I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.