Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?