All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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