bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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