It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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