Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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