Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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