Tell her she can't have a vagina
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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