She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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