Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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