You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
