I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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