thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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