I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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