well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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