NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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