I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Randomize
