its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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