Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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