worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
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you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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