When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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