I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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