Swine flu. Run for my life!
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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