Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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