Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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