matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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