Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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