these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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