i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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