So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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