So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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