Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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