we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
When are your genitals available?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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