do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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