any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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